10 Things You'll Definitely See In This Blog

1. Kitkat and Dollface being bitchy - Sorry, but . . . a lot of these posts will be about the ten things we hate. When you see a gem [the word "love" in a posting], treasure it . . . you may not see it again for a while.

2. Useless Top Tens - Even if they're useful, they're just our opinion.

3. Incomplete posts - Ha. I wanted to be post-ironic by not finishing this post. But I realized that would just confirm number 1.

4. A "Top Ten Songs Of The Month" post from both of us - About 1/3 of our lives is music. The other 2/3 is as follows:

Dollface = school and reading/writing/watching television
KitKat = myspace/twilight fansites

5. More postings from Dollface than from Kitkat - Even if she has the password, Katy [Kitkat] probably won't post often. Then again, she has that nifty new laptop.

6. Dollface whoring out her "brand-new, fresh to death" websites - Don't worry, the tragedy only lasts a few weeks, then I delete them.

7. Wishlists - "Top Ten Things I Want For Chrizzmaz/Birthday/Lief Erikson Day!!!!1!1!" and "Buy It Now, Bitch" will probably be among the top posted titles.

8. Links to other sites - Kinda like #6 only the sites aren't Dollface's, and their owners probably don't have "website ADD."

9. Posts with more than ten things - You knew it was inevitable. Listing things is like Lay's Chips - bet you can't write just ten. Wait -- that didn't make as much sense/funny as I thought it did.

10. Posts in which Dollface/Kitkat/BOTH get off track and post things that have nothing to do with the topic hey look a kitty I bet it has a Russian accent - Dollface is notorious for complete topic changes about 5 times in a 3 paragraph blog. Kitkat has a reputation for getting off track without completely getting off track - kinda like when a train switches tracks but the tracks are attached so the train's still on the SAME TRACK, just not going to the same destination as the original track . . . [?]

So that's it - the Ten Things to expect when reading Ten Things. Have fun and don't forget to win the lottery . . . wait, that's not it.

I love you,
Dollface