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Friday, March 13, 2009

10 Horror Movies I'm NOT Looking Forward To

Fangoria Magazine's section "Fear Film Forecast" gives a list of films to look forward to in the upcoming months, all the way into 2010. However, when reading,

1) Saw VI - Um, WTF? When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. You do not play Jesus and try to feed 5,000. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't tried to film Saw VII: 3D yet.

2) New Moon - Why is this even listed as a Horror movie? I'm not looking forward to New Moon due to the hype that occurred over Twilight. I went to see it at Midnight on a SCHOOL NIGHT NO LESS, and it was a total letdown. Let's hope the new director is someone with a brain.

3) Final Destination: Death Trip 3D - And here we have some wanna-be Saw producers. On their fourth film and who knows what else is upcoming.

4) Let The Right One In [Remake] - I'm unenthused about this film due to the beauty of the original. They are either going to completely butcher the magnificent story or try to "Twilight" it up. That's not the point. I don't even have the heart to say something funny.

5) Piranha 3D - I swear, if Hollywood has to make a story about fish, things are going downhill.

6) The Box - From Fangoria's website:

A stranger presents a married couple with a mysterious box and tells them that if they push a button on it, they'll receive a large sum of money—but someone they don't know will die. - Fangoria.com's Fear Film Forecast
Snuff Said.

7) Chain Letter - Hahahaha! The man the preps talk about in their bulletins is REAL! P.S. He's the director of this film!

8) Rob Zombie's Tyrannosaurus Rex - I don't even wanna know. Unless Rob Zombie owns a pet dinosaur and makes a documentary film about it, there is no need for this film.

These are currently the only films I see that I cannot stand the thought of. There will be more soon, I promise.